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The Stealth B Drinking Game
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 6:44 pm
by Mister Sammy
Take a shot every time...
You die or have to restart
You lose your Zoltan
You take Weapon Room damage
A hacking drone lands on your weapons system
The enemy has a mini-beam before your cloaking can be upgraded, or if the enemy deploys a beam drone before you can acquire shields.
You encounter LOLZOLTAN pirates in Sector 1, two if you can't take their weapons out
You find a Pre-Igniter but can't afford it
The shop doesn't have Shields when you arrive with 125 Scrap
You waste 20 scrap on your piloting for an enemyless ion storm beacon, only to find it's the auto-ship/boarders
You get a Shield Charge Booster before you get shields
Boarders land directly on your door system, completely negating the fact that you carefully vented the ship
You get forced into jumping into a hazard
Re: The Stealth B Drinking Game
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 7:24 pm
by English Narwhal
I'd do this if I wasn't already sleep-deprivation drunk.
Re: The Stealth B Drinking Game
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 7:47 pm
by shadowcrust
3 shots if your carefully aimed beam path slips a pixel when you click, so it avoids hitting the weapon room, but you already middle-clicked the beam to activate before being able to correct the mistake.
Re: The Stealth B Drinking Game
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 8:03 pm
by project_mercy
shadowcrust wrote:3 shots if your carefully aimed beam path slips a pixel when you click, so it avoids hitting the weapon room, but you already middle-clicked the beam to activate before being able to correct the mistake.
I always pause before dropping beam paths to avoid those. The new "yellow" light up feature is awesome for that. Plus it lets you admire the artwork. I titled this one "X Marks the Achievement"

Re: The Stealth B Drinking Game
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 9:47 pm
by tempthomas
horrible ship!
it doesnt even have titanium system casing or decent engines
personally i just keep getting boarded. that two person medbay
Re: The Stealth B Drinking Game
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 10:52 pm
by Jerjare
Enemy has a fire drone.
DOOKDOOKDOOKDOOK....
Re: The Stealth B Drinking Game
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 10:58 pm
by project_mercy
Jerjare wrote:Enemy has a fire drone.
DOOKDOOKDOOKDOOK....
I'll take a fire drone over a beam drone any day. Venting the ship stops 2/3 of that damage. The only thing that stops the beam drone is dying.. which is like venting the ship in a more holistic manor.
Re: The Stealth B Drinking Game
Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 12:24 pm
by Dirka
project_mercy wrote:The only thing that stops the beam drone is dying.. which is like venting the ship in a more holistic manner.
Ahahaha, that one's a keeper

Re: The Stealth B Drinking Game
Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 7:00 pm
by 5thHorseman
...you totally obliterate your 10th enemy in a row.
I was going to say "...you totally obliterate your enemy" but realized I'd be passed out by the end of sector 1.
DASR12 4EV
Re: The Stealth B Drinking Game
Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 10:36 pm
by tempthomas
sector 2, 3 jumps till exit. last jump was into an pulsar. my most useful weapon was small bomb (which a pirate gave me). fight there was annoying. this jump into a store, i saw a WEAPON PREIGNITOR. sold the bomb and just bought it, now i am a lot more confident.
but yeah i think cloaking and STILL getting hit is really annoying. add that to the list.