The Stealth B Drinking Game

[Mister Sammy]

Take a shot every time...

You die or have to restart

You lose your Zoltan

You take Weapon Room damage

A hacking drone lands on your weapons system

The enemy has a mini-beam before your cloaking can be upgraded, or if the enemy deploys a beam drone before you can acquire shields.

You encounter LOLZOLTAN pirates in Sector 1, two if you can't take their weapons out

You find a Pre-Igniter but can't afford it

The shop doesn't have Shields when you arrive with 125 Scrap

You waste 20 scrap on your piloting for an enemyless ion storm beacon, only to find it's the auto-ship/boarders

You get a Shield Charge Booster before you get shields

Boarders land directly on your door system, completely negating the fact that you carefully vented the ship

You get forced into jumping into a hazard

[English Narwhal]

I'd do this if I wasn't already sleep-deprivation drunk.

[shadowcrust]

3 shots if your carefully aimed beam path slips a pixel when you click, so it avoids hitting the weapon room, but you already middle-clicked the beam to activate before being able to correct the mistake.

[project_mercy]

3 shots if your carefully aimed beam path slips a pixel when you click, so it avoids hitting the weapon room, but you already middle-clicked the beam to activate before being able to correct the mistake.

I always pause before dropping beam paths to avoid those. The new "yellow" light up feature is awesome for that. Plus it lets you admire the artwork. I titled this one "X Marks the Achievement"

[tempthomas]

horrible ship!
it doesnt even have titanium system casing or decent engines

personally i just keep getting boarded. that two person medbay

[Jerjare]

Enemy has a fire drone.

DOOKDOOKDOOKDOOK....

[project_mercy]

Enemy has a fire drone.

DOOKDOOKDOOKDOOK....

I'll take a fire drone over a beam drone any day. Venting the ship stops 2/3 of that damage. The only thing that stops the beam drone is dying.. which is like venting the ship in a more holistic manor.

[Dirka]

The only thing that stops the beam drone is dying.. which is like venting the ship in a more holistic manner.

Ahahaha, that one's a keeper

[5thHorseman]

...you totally obliterate your 10th enemy in a row.

I was going to say "...you totally obliterate your enemy" but realized I'd be passed out by the end of sector 1.

DASR12 4EV

[tempthomas]

sector 2, 3 jumps till exit. last jump was into an pulsar. my most useful weapon was small bomb (which a pirate gave me). fight there was annoying. this jump into a store, i saw a WEAPON PREIGNITOR. sold the bomb and just bought it, now i am a lot more confident.

but yeah i think cloaking and STILL getting hit is really annoying. add that to the list.