FTL 3 word story.

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MeGusta
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FTL 3 word story.

Postby MeGusta » Sun Feb 10, 2013 5:46 pm

A fun non-original forum game.

Only 3 words can be said in each post.
I will start.

The Engie B...
Agg Shell
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Re: FTL 3 word story.

Postby Agg Shell » Sun Feb 10, 2013 7:58 pm

sucks really bad.
Are you a mantis? Do you lack ships to fight and Zoltans to chew? Look no further! Come to your nearest mantis warcamp in the Zoltan Homeworlds or Zoltan controled sector and ask for a free brochure about how to farm the Zoltan! Results may very.
kent1146
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Re: FTL 3 word story.

Postby kent1146 » Sun Feb 10, 2013 8:50 pm

Burn of suffocate?
Springy
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Re: FTL 3 word story.

Postby Springy » Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:37 pm

MeGusta wrote:A fun non-original forum game.

Only 3 words can be said in each post.
I will start.

The Engie B...

You fail it.
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Agg Shell
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Re: FTL 3 word story.

Postby Agg Shell » Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:50 pm

none continues story
Are you a mantis? Do you lack ships to fight and Zoltans to chew? Look no further! Come to your nearest mantis warcamp in the Zoltan Homeworlds or Zoltan controled sector and ask for a free brochure about how to farm the Zoltan! Results may very.
McLovin
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Re: FTL 3 word story.

Postby McLovin » Mon Feb 18, 2013 2:08 am

this story sucks
Ships:
The Pacifist

Cpt. McLovin reporting in to say "BREAK YO' SELF, FOO'"
Agg Shell
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Re: FTL 3 word story.

Postby Agg Shell » Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:51 am

no! story amazing!
Are you a mantis? Do you lack ships to fight and Zoltans to chew? Look no further! Come to your nearest mantis warcamp in the Zoltan Homeworlds or Zoltan controled sector and ask for a free brochure about how to farm the Zoltan! Results may very.
Mister Sammy
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Re: FTL 3 word story.

Postby Mister Sammy » Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:10 am

MANTIS BOARDING PARTY!!!!!
hybridfive
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Re: FTL 3 word story.

Postby hybridfive » Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:10 pm

Weakling crew eviscerated
MrFawkes
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Re: FTL 3 word story.

Postby MrFawkes » Wed Mar 27, 2013 1:00 am

To the medbay!