Share your naming shenanigans
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 10:58 pm
Work? Study? Nah, let's regale the forums with our unbridled silliness. What are some of your naming preferences for ships and/or crew?
For me, we have:
Rock A: The Bean Counter, or Missing Missile (for both senses of 'missing').
Rock B: Kalian, or when used for unlocking the Crystal Cruiser - Crystal Hunter.
Zoltan A: Judgypants.
Zoltan B: No Soap Ether, or Artinator.
Engi A: Glazed Death
Engi B: Flushed
Kestrel A: Space Chicken
Kestrel B: Back to Basics
Slug A: Slug of War
Slug B: Stormcrawler
Crystal A: Lattice, or Diamonds Forever, or when used to unlock the B Layout - Carnel Desire
Crystal B: Crown Jewel
Stealth A: NowYouSeeMe
Stealth B: Glaive Grave. I used it to try to attempt getting the 'Never Saw it Coming' achievement, naming it 'Prelight my Fire'; first battle I received the Preigniter Augment. The RNG is all-knowing, most merciful.
Mantis A: The Gilat Pet
Mantis B: The Loveboat, or Four-by-Four (because it's a board. I kill me).
Federation A: The Laser Spray
Federation B: Charybdis
I usually refrain from naming crew, since any theme is lost with new members and reassignments (the best one could hope for, it seems, would be to name everyone 'Charlie'). The few exceptions were my first games, were I named the crew 'Capn', 'Boomer', and 'Dodger' (bonus points for guessing their positions), and when as a beginner I had trouble with the Adjudicator, their crew were named 'Shortlived', 'Cursed' and 'Doomed' (Doomed held the record for longest jumps survived for a long while) while the ship was called 'Space Confetti'. Lastly, Engi B's plucky member is always named 'MrLonely'.
For me, we have:
Rock A: The Bean Counter, or Missing Missile (for both senses of 'missing').
Rock B: Kalian, or when used for unlocking the Crystal Cruiser - Crystal Hunter.
Zoltan A: Judgypants.
Zoltan B: No Soap Ether, or Artinator.
Engi A: Glazed Death
Engi B: Flushed
Kestrel A: Space Chicken
Kestrel B: Back to Basics
Slug A: Slug of War
Slug B: Stormcrawler
Crystal A: Lattice, or Diamonds Forever, or when used to unlock the B Layout - Carnel Desire
Crystal B: Crown Jewel
Stealth A: NowYouSeeMe
Stealth B: Glaive Grave. I used it to try to attempt getting the 'Never Saw it Coming' achievement, naming it 'Prelight my Fire'; first battle I received the Preigniter Augment. The RNG is all-knowing, most merciful.
Mantis A: The Gilat Pet
Mantis B: The Loveboat, or Four-by-Four (because it's a board. I kill me).
Federation A: The Laser Spray
Federation B: Charybdis
I usually refrain from naming crew, since any theme is lost with new members and reassignments (the best one could hope for, it seems, would be to name everyone 'Charlie'). The few exceptions were my first games, were I named the crew 'Capn', 'Boomer', and 'Dodger' (bonus points for guessing their positions), and when as a beginner I had trouble with the Adjudicator, their crew were named 'Shortlived', 'Cursed' and 'Doomed' (Doomed held the record for longest jumps survived for a long while) while the ship was called 'Space Confetti'. Lastly, Engi B's plucky member is always named 'MrLonely'.