A Strange Code

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HarkintheMantis
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oh, can i join you?
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Fireclaw27
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Offer Acceptable. You may join us.
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stylesrj
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I hate to alarm you guys but we're not out of the woods yet...

In fact we've been thrown into the woods... in space!

Oh and Rebel Flagship V2.0 is here.
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Fireclaw27
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Survival chances lowering. This will be difficult. We must get past the flagship and deliver the message to the federation.

Also, the kitten pirates have joined the rebels. Implies... Doom.
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stylesrj
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Don't worry, I know some people who'll be able to deal with the kitten pirates. They should be jumping in now...

Incoming Transmission

Woof!

Bark bark bark! Woof woof! Growl! Woof! Bark! Arrrooooo!

End Transmission

Looks like the Puppy Pirates are going to war with the Kitten Pirates. This will be so adorable while we make our escape!
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Yes Prep FTD drives
I will follow
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We monkey pirate. we assist. we bad english. forgive please. anyway, we help protect message. yes?
I do random stuff and surf on the fourms. That's about it.
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Fireclaw27
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Jumping...
We have arrived at the federation base. We must tell them the message. Ready to dock. Docking...
We have made it.

Admiral Tully: Hello. I take it you are the ones that defeated the 1st flagship?

The person who defeated the 1st flagship was not "us" at the time. Conversely that person could now be considered one of "us" - due to the fact that they-

Well that's great and all, but as you can probably see these rebels have another one. If you could defeat it as well, then we could finally beat the rebels.

Negative. We must deliver message No.265167363 to the Federation.

I am the federation. Now defeat that flagship!

Affirmative. We shall destroy it.

Jumping away...
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We found rebel flagship. Us will win. We firing poisonous explosive banana machine gun at Rebel Flagship. Us transmitting distraction message with monkeys and bananas. We launching banana drones at Enemy. Us can hold off enemy. Reinforcements arriving.
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Thanks for the ride Engies. I can hook up with my contacts in the Federation and get myself a ship to fight the Flagship with.
By the way, you have any idea what those sapient monkeys are saying? I think they're speaking an old language and I don't speak a word of it. Could you tell them to speak Galactic? That'd be jolly good of you.
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