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Re: A Strange Code
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 7:01 am
by Fireclaw27
Activating Protocol: "Oh Dear". We must eliminate the danger. Activating ENGI MERGE! Engizilla online.
Beam Drone: Oh my. What terrible fate shalt befall thee fair engi. Fear not, for I, Sir Beam, shall save you.
Re: A Strange Code
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 7:25 am
by stylesrj
As my new slaves Engies, I demand you read to me this book I found off the meatsack I had slaughtered to acquire.
*hands Engizilla book labelled "The Lusty Mantis Maid"*
Read it to me will you please guys? I don't know how to read... I tend to tear books apart every time I turn the pages. Help a poor illiterate Mantis out would you?
Re: A Strange Code
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 2:17 am
by Fireclaw27
Beam Drone: Aha, at last a script! I shall now begin...
Actually, I might not read this out loud. Do you have any other reading matter? No, not Death to Drones 3, I hate that one...
ENGI UNMERGE! Running Program - Rescue Mission. Distraction- Beam drone. Rescuers- Engi257 & Engi249.
Beam Drone: "The ball of acidic spit burned through the crushed skulls of the defeated, and the mantis laughed, chuckling as their brains dissolved..."
This book is rather violent, are you sur-
*angry clicking*
Are you sure you're s-
*Very angry clicking*
But how sure is that?-
*more clicking, emphasised with stabbing.*
"With a mighty swipe the mantis..."
Distraction = Working. Prisoner has been located. We will free prisoner...
Re: A Strange Code
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 2:27 am
by stylesrj
Come on, what's wrong with the book? I've only heard bits and pieces of it when the Hive Queen reads it during her private sessions. It involves a Mantis having to polish some Slug's blaster I believe. But I want to know if she kills the Slug or polishes the blaster all night long.
Re: A Strange Code
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2015 11:27 pm
by HarkintheMantis
This is Ravanor
we Will rescue you from this evil mantis
FIRE AT WILL
Re: A Strange Code
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 5:41 am
by stylesrj
Fire at will? You foolish meatsacks, leave him alone. What did he ever do to deserve being fired upon?
Re: A Strange Code
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 1:39 pm
by HarkintheMantis
Not them
were firing at you
fire a Warning Shot Across their nose
And prep Mr DVD
Dont forget to shoot them crew
Re: A Strange Code
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 2:42 pm
by stylesrj
Still, if you're going to fire at someone, can you go fire at Bill? He's being rather useless that foolish meatsack.
Also firing across my nose? I'm a Mantis, I have no nose. Noses are something you meatsacks have and are very easy to chop off. Apparently they can be sold as Human Horn on the... special markets.
Re: A Strange Code
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 5:01 pm
by HarkintheMantis
ok you are so evil you dont understand a spaceballs referse
we will destroy you
FOR MEL BROOKS
Re: A Strange Code
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 9:27 pm
by stylesrj
If only I could make it back to Mantis space. I know a few Assholes who'll make mincemeat out of you pathetic meatsacks...