Sandow wrote:
"Has the doorknob always been this hot?"
-In a nebula or other situation where you do not have sensors available, think your ship is fine and dandy until a crew member opens the door and finds the whole ship is on fire.
Upvote for this one, you might want to change it to something a bit more achievable, like 'In a nebula, have 3 rooms on fire at once to which you have no vision'
actionhero112 wrote:"Throwing yourself at the ground and missing"
-Miss your own ship with a bomb fired at yourself.
Lol, never even tried that
ApSciMorgs wrote:
"ASSUMING CONTROL"
Activate the backup systems on the Rebel Flagship.
"We have these. They're called Anti-Replicator Guns"
Have a ship crewed by nothing but Engis.
"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees"
Get destroyed by an AI God-Ship (one of those AI ships with 5 shields and best weapons).
+1 for these

, For the 3rd one probably just change it to
Encounter an AI ship with 5 shields, since thats rare enough as it is, and that way its not a 'failure' achievement.
And as the other guy said 'For we are Legion' for the Engi achievement
Torchwood202 wrote:The Impossible Mission
Have 7 Cystallic crew members on the same ship...in one run.
Slug repair rip-off
Suffocate a crew member with a hull breach in the slug ship.
Never back down!
Complete and win 5 full runs without fleeing a fight.
You'll never win
Fail to beat the final boss 10 times.
Hey...I know you...
Recruit Slocknog, Notch, and Ariadne in one go.
Can't...resist...
Buy 15 unknown weapons from the slugs.
Liking these ones
Torchwood202 wrote:
Full on collision
Evade 200 shots throughout the game.
Isn't that the opposite of colliding? Don't you mean something like
'Full power to the Engines!'
Kieve wrote:
"I'm sorry, HAL..."
-Destroy an auto-drone or auto-scout's pilot controls with a boarding crew.
"Come with me if you want to live!"
-Fend off a boarding party using only Anti-Personnel drones.
"Rise of the Machines"
-Have three boarding drones on an enemy ship at one time.
Liking these ones

, not sure 3 boarding drones is possible though, if I remember correctly (not sure if I do!) you can have a max of 8 power bars in the drone control?
ApSciMorgs wrote:
"He's dead, Jim"
Have a crew member die in the med-bay.
"Transporter room, 4 to beam up"
Teleport 4 people at once.
"Anywhere but here!"
Jump out of a fight when heavily damaged.
Love the 'he's dead Jim'

, even if it is a failure more than an achievement
An alternative for
"Anywhere but here!": Jump away from any hazard - straight into another hazard
Here's some I thought up:
Maximum Warp
Clear a sector in the least amount of jumps possible
Slower Than Light
Reach the exit with every beacon in the sector under rebel control
Mostly held together with duct tape and string
Make 50 repairs in one game (might be too easy to get not sure)
"I like to keep this handy... for close encounters"
Defeat 4 mantis crew with your own crew, in one fight. (Either on your ship or theirs)
Bug hunt
Kill 100 Mantis crew total
Farscape
Have a full compliment of crew, with just one human on board
"Brace for Impact!"
Survive an asteroid field (jump away) after your shields have been completely destroyed (or you had none equipped!)
"Frakking Toasters!"
Get hit with 3 boarding drones in the same fight
(can be one after the other)
"I'm not a Cylon!"
Kill an enemy crew member while they are fighting your crew in an oxygen-less room
(similar to the rock one with fire)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Get helped by a friendly ship after activating the distress beacon
DON'T PANIC
Fix a broken O2 room which has no oxygen in it.
Not the kind of defence I had in mind...
Have one of your defence drones accidentally block a missile with itself
Improbability Drive
Shoot down an enemy missile with one of your shots
(somehow the game would have to distinguish between your shots and the shots of the defence drone)
Infinite Improbability Drive
Somehow manage to shoot down a total of 10 enemy projectiles with your own shots
(again, not Defense drone MkII, and Asteroids don't count)