the lanius conspiracy

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dreadthrone
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the lanius conspiracy

Postby dreadthrone » Thu May 08, 2014 2:24 am

They are not friends!! they are not even robots! i found this message from the lanius: YOU CANNOT DESTROY THE METAL! engi conspiracy theorists think that this is a threat from the engi! but no one knows the engi are even robots.
Notice that they secretly put two ships in the hanger? THAT IS JUST A BRIBE!
Remember that time when you got a stasis pod? and after 3 jumps you find your lanius wiping spatters of what looked like a blue rockman corpse off the wall? your lanius killed it!
Remember that contact with a strange mantis that thinks its human? ITS AN LANIUS SPY!
The engi are not the evil the LANIUS are the rebels are NOT selfish greed piles they are under control of the LANIUS from an hidden flagship! they may even be bribing the engi to do evil notice that shiny lanius you just bought for 65 scrap? NOTICE THAT IT IS DRILLING A HOLE IS MY SHIPS LIFE SUPPORT !!
cant you see ITS ALL A CONSPIRACY!

the lanius are NOT robots!

the lanius do NOT drain o 2 from rooms!

the lanius are NOT confined to the abandoned sectors!

the lanius IS creeping behind you!

cant you see its all a conspiracy!

i feel like there is not much o 2 in here OH WAIT THE LANI........

above=false do not reeeeeaaaaad=true=above>correct=false>above>wrong=TRUE>the>lanius+engi+rebels=FRIEND=true>this>being>writtin>by>lanius=FALSE!
You cannot defeat the metal. The metal will live on.

Rebelflagship POWER SLAMMED to the ground.