Suggested New Achievements

[Sandow]

Based on my recent experiences with playing FTL:

"Who left the door open?"
-Kill off your crew by forgetting to shut the door you opened during the last boarding party raid.

"Fire Whack-a-Mole"
-Successfully defeat a ship attacking you in a sun location, only to watch your ship reduced to cinders while having your screw scuttle around futility stomping out fires. Extra points if your have a Rockmen crew.

"Is it stuffy in here?"
-Forget to open doors in a breached room, leading to a valued crew member suffocating in the middle of your air-filled ship. Extra points if said crew member has max repair ability. Extra extra points if he dies while crawling to an exit.

"Ill timed lunch break"
-Suffocate your entire crew because your Zoltan crew member who was powering your O2 room wandered away to repair weapons, or heal, or take his lunch break.

"Has the doorknob always been this hot?"
-In a nebula or other situation where you do not have sensors available, think your ship is fine and dandy until a crew member opens the door and finds the whole ship is on fire.

"See ya, suckers!"
-Be in such a hurry to get to the next location that you accidentally click past the window warning you about leaving your boarding crew behind. Watch their startled faces as they grow smaller in the rearview mirror, never to be seen again.

"Roadtrip!"
-Have an enemy ship warp away, taking your best boarding crew with them. Extra points if they were maxed out for damage. Extra extra points if it was because you were waiting for your uber-cannon to cycle up again to take out the engines before the ship jumped.


Any others out there?

[actionhero112]

"Throwing yourself at the ground and missing"
-Miss your own ship with a bomb fired at yourself.

Also I think it would be cool if some achievement titles kept with the game's trend to reference modern science fiction.

[Gorlom]

All of these are hilarious ^^ although all of them seems to be failures instead of accomplishments?

Do you have any that isn't screwing you over in someway?

[ApSciMorgs]

Also I think it would be cool if some achievement titles kept with the game's trend to reference modern science fiction.

"ASSUMING CONTROL"
Activate the backup systems on the Rebel Flagship.

"For we are Legion"
Have a ship crewed by 8 Engis.

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees"
Encounter an AI God-Ship (one of those AI ships with 5 shields and best weapons).

[Gorlom]

Also I think it would be cool if some achievement titles kept with the game's trend to reference modern science fiction.

"ASSUMING CONTROL"
Activate the backup systems on the Rebel Flagship.

[Insert some title regarding the Replicators (from Stargate SG-1) here]
Have a ship crewed by nothing but Engis.

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees"
Get destroyed by an AI God-Ship (one of those AI ships with 5 shields and best weapons).

Name suggestion for the second one: "for we are legion". plus it would probably require a minimum amount of crew to activate or you would get it automatically on the Vortex.

[Torchwood202]

The Impossible Mission
Have 7 Cystallic crew members on the same ship...in one run.

Merchant
Sell/buy 777 items over the course of the game.

Slug repair rip-off
Suffocate a crew member with a hull breach in the slug ship.

DEATH..BY SNAKES
Get hit by 10 lasers in one battle and live.

Improb
Use 100 blue options throughout the game.

You cheated, right?
Get 999 scrap in one go.

Full on collision
Evade 200 shots throughout the game.

Never back down!
Complete and win 5 full runs without fleeing a fight.

God is good
Sell all you own and gain 150 or more scrap out of the deal.

You'll never win
Fail to beat the final boss 10 times.

Bride and Groom
Save the Rockman bride from young love.

IDIOT!
Bring your ship's oxygen to 0% with all doors closed and maxed out and powered oxygen generator.

Hey...I know you...
Recruit Slocknog, Notch, and Ariadne in one go.

Can't...resist...
Buy 15 unknown weapons from the slugs.

[Kieve]

Also I think it would be cool if some achievement titles kept with the game's trend to reference modern science fiction.

"ASSUMING CONTROL"
Activate the backup systems on the Rebel Flagship.

[Insert some title regarding the Replicators (from Stargate SG-1) here]
Have a ship crewed by nothing but Engis.

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees"
Get destroyed by an AI God-Ship (one of those AI ships with 5 shields and best weapons).

Now these made me laugh. Awesome.

"Tear on the Dotted Line"
-Open a hull breach in every room of the enemy ship.

"I'm sorry, HAL..."
-Destroy an auto-drone or auto-scout's pilot controls with a boarding crew.

"I want to play a little game"
-Kill the entire crew of an enemy ship by causing them to run through fire or depressurized rooms. (*Ship must have a medbay!)

"Come with me if you want to live!"
-Fend off a boarding party using only Anti-Personnel drones.

"Rise of the Machines"
-Have three boarding drones on an enemy ship at one time.

[ApSciMorgs]

"Brockian Ultra-Cricket"
Attack a ship, and then jump away before they can fire on you.

"He's dead, Jim"
Have a crew member die in the med-bay.

"I'm not a bloody miracle worker!"
Use your engine technician to pilot the ship (must have no piloting skill and max engine skill).

"Transporter room, 4 to beam up"
Teleport 4 people at once.

"'Please specify a destination' 'Anywhere but here!'"
Jump out of a fight when heavily damaged.

"All I want to know is, did we lose them?"
Jump away from the Rebel Flagship.

"I think we both know the answer to that"
Jump away from the Rebel Flagship, only to have it jump to your beacon a turn later (can that happen? It would be really cool if it could).

[Torchwood202]

I forgot my camera!
Visit the Secret Sector twice

Ultimate Tourist Trap
Vist the Secret Sector in the 5th sector (ITS POSSIBLE)

Beam me up, Scotty
Teleport a total of 100 crew members

NO SCOTTY, BAD!!!
Teleport a crew member...JUST as the teleporter breaks(...wait a second... )

The guns...they started
Hit every room on the rebel flagship at least once in one run.

[Zaffre]

Victory and/or Death: Destroy the Rebel Flagship as your ship is destroyed by it simultaneously.

USS Redshirt: Lose two crew members to events in one run.

One Day: Play 24 hours of FTL.

Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: Die on easy in the first sector.

Thor's Hammer: Deal eight hull damage in one volley.

Do You Smell Something Burning?: Have your last hull point destroyed by a solar flare.

Not The Bees!: Have a crew member die by getting swarmed by four Mantis boarders.

We've Taken Terrible, Terrible Damage: Have every subsystem damaged or broken at the same time.