Funiest Things You've Ever Done in FTL

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Re: Funiest Things You've Ever Done in FTL

Postby The Captain » Tue Oct 29, 2013 11:25 pm

Most impressive. :ugeek:
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Re: Funiest Things You've Ever Done in FTL

Postby OmegaKat » Fri May 26, 2017 11:20 pm

I sat down at my computer, and encountered a Slug Ship. I noticed it didn't have a door to the oxygen tank. I blew it out and simply waited for them to suffocate like the heartless bas***d I am. Unfortunately, I am also a dumb sh** so I didn't notice for half of the time that they were actually hitting me. As the last crew member died they shot a missile at me. I simultaneously won and lost, then proceeded to punch my screen and have to buy a monitor to replace it.
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Re: Funiest Things You've Ever Done in FTL

Postby Milomann » Fri Jul 14, 2017 12:51 pm

Once i was boarded by 4 humans, i know right?
Anyway, I was flying in the rock C with a crystal crew member, added in custom.
So the enemy all gang up on my one crystal, I opened the airlocks to try and flush them out, and then told my crystal crewman to run to the med-bay, as he only had 50hp left, but he locked the room down and took the 4 enemies with him!
I will always remember him.
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Re: Funiest Things You've Ever Done in FTL

Postby Chery » Mon Jul 24, 2017 9:51 am

FTL has let me read your stories well. Hope to read more such good stories. Thank you FTL and the authors for sharing your story.
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FLAKFLAKFLAKFLAK

Postby GoldenApple_NB » Wed Sep 27, 2017 1:50 am

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"Captain! We're running low on scrap to feed our flak cannons with!"
"Just rip out some more from the hull god dammit! the enemy still has functional engine room!"
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GoldenApple_NB
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Patience

Postby GoldenApple_NB » Wed Sep 27, 2017 1:54 am

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Mantis Type B vs Auto-Assault on Sector 1
It did take solid 10 minutes
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Re: Patience

Postby Arfy » Wed Sep 27, 2017 2:25 am

GoldenApple_NB wrote:Image
Mantis Type B vs Auto-Assault on Sector 1
It did take solid 10 minutes


That is actually impressive, normally I would jump the heck out of there. Typically 'cause i'm a very impatient person and the enemy usually has an arsenal that drives my ship into the ground.
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Whole New Meaning To "Kill Yourself"

Postby GoldenApple_NB » Sat Sep 30, 2017 7:06 am

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GoldenApple_NB
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Scary AI Flagship

Postby GoldenApple_NB » Sat Sep 30, 2017 7:12 am

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AI can't repair breaches, so...
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Playing a Boarding Ship Like...

Postby GoldenApple_NB » Sat Sep 30, 2017 7:15 am

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Lanirus be happy

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